Odd Product Warning Labels

ImageHere is list of strange warning labels wihich I found amusing which I thought I would share with you. My favourite is the Hair Coloring whats yours?

Sleeping pills: Warning may cause drowsiness

Packet of Nuts: Warning, contains nuts

Hairdryer: Do not use while taking a shower

Hair straightener: This product contains lead. Wash all areas that come in contact with handle or cord immediately after use.

Bottle of cough medicine for children 2+: Do not consume alcohol or drive and do not take if you’re pregnant or nursing

Fire extinguisher: Warning, not flammable

Lighter fluid: Warning flammable

Superman costume: Does not enable you to fly

Mattress: Warning do not attempt to swallow

Christmas Lights: Warning for indoor or outdoor use only

Disposable Razor: Do not use during an earthquake

Sunscreen for my windshield: Do not operate vehicle while screen is in place.

Rat poison: Not for human consumption

Hairdryer: Do not operate while asleep

Cigarette lighter: Keep away from extreme heat or open flame

Matches: May cause fire

Salt packet at McDonald’s: Salt Contains salt

Iron: Warning do not iron clothing that is on your body

Curling iron: Do not insert into any bodily orifice

Shotgun: Danger. Firing a loaded weapon at a person can cause injury or death

Tin of cat food: Not intended for humans. Do not eat like regular food

Insurance Policy: Does not cover acts of God

Sun block bottle: For external use only

Cup of coffee: Contents may be hot

Chain saw: Warning! Do not attempt to stop blade with hands

Microwave oven: Do not use for drying pets

Electric thermometer: Do not use orally after using rectally

Hair Coloring: Do not use as an ice cream topping

Toilet cleaner brush: Do not use in mouth

Lava lamp: Ingestion of alcohol and/or drugs will NOT make the lava lamp appear more psychedelic. Instead, your head will explode.

Hat: Do not wear in the rain

Japanese knife set: Warning do not use on your children

Mouth wash: In case of accidental ingestion, call a poison control centre immediately

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Written by Alex

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  1. The reason for this one: Hairdryer: Do not operate while asleep is because, apparently, there are people out there actually sleep with their dryers going. I didn’t know this was a thing until I caught the episode of My Strange Addiction featuring a woman who couldn’t sleep without having a dryer in her bed. She would literally fall asleep with it blowing hot air on her bare skin. Of course, the doctor strongly urged her to stop at once, telling her she was either going to severely burn herself or catch the whole infernal bed on fire. I don’t know if she heeded his warning or not. What I DO know is that you can’t fix stupid, so confidence is not high… But anyway, that’s the reason behind the that particular face-palm-worthy bit o’ caution.

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